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Sunday, May 8, 2005 - "Taps that leak Bile and Blood"

> Quotes

There isn't a shinma responsible for your hat.
"If they do switch to 616 being the number of the beast then we'll start using that."
Bab. Some kind of cow-god, we think.
Raping kittens with Cacti. For science!
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..."
Although I have been informed that coffee in 2005 is bland, tasteless and, indeed, in some cases poisonous, I cautiously try it. I lie awake for several hours, contemplating the flavour of the coffee, and twitching.
"The only thing worse than genocide is being bad at it."
"The experiment called America was doomed to fail because it was built on a false premise - that all men are created equal."
I saw bubbles flowing out of the wall above a shop. I walked a little closer, and saw it was a small bubble machine. Right next to it was a sign that said "this is not a bubble machine, it is a figment of your imagination."
Genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in. Next to soccer.
Hey! if we can't strike him down, can we blow him up?
> Serious / Politics

Tempted to put this in humour, but social profiling is scary. [Details]
Children can be terrifying. [Details]
Worth a shot? No. [Details]
Wheee! Broadcast flag may be dead! [Details]
And this isn't stupid at all. [Details]
Buhhhh... Not a hoax. [Details]
China - storing up problems for the future, or just not finished yet? [Details]
Gah! Stupid stupid stupid STUPID. [Details]
> Games

Starcraft demo. How's THAT for timely :) [Download]
Starport. Elite-mmo thingy. [Download]
I'm not even gonna TRY and pronounce this. Alien warfare thingy. [Destroy]
Board game. Road building. With elves. DIE! [Details]
Interesting Tynes game. (pdf) [Download]
Crimson fields. Which is a battle isle clone. Which is a hex based TBS. And good, apparantly. [Download]
Phantasy star... online again. Grrr. [Details]
Aww... can you rescue the cute little inverted pepperpot? [Destroy]
> Techie

Firefox. Buggy pos? (My pet hate - open a new tab and quickly start typing the url - it goes into the search bar instead. Argh. You have to PAUSE. This thing is SLOW.) [Details]
So - hows about making it less crappy? [Details]
Pdf speedup - attempts to make acrobat a bit less crap. [Download]
Website that lets you upload images and use them later. For forums and stuff. [Details]
About ****dy time. [Details]
This could be... fun. [Details]
It cheats - but allegedly it also WORKS. [Details]
> Stuff

An anti-spam thing - it send an auth request to anyone trying to contatc you via it. Don't use it for automatic lists etc. though - they'll fail. [Details]
And since apparantly some people still don't know of it - spamgourmet. It blocks every mail after the (you choose how many) from a given sender. Great for signing up for things where you NEED their confirmation email but don't want anything else from them. [Details]
Have another book. about the wild days of wolf hunting (and many other animal stories) [Details]
And the art of war. [Details]
Sound and music editor. [Download]
Metroid in metal [Destroy]
A cat that is a drummer? A cat in a drum? Who knows. [Display] [Display]
Danger! Danger! Unknown movie file! [Destroy]
And you thought the insainquarium only had fish in it, didn't you? [Details]
Free macro editor for windows. At ***ing last. [Download]
KittenPile. Another concept to hurt your tiny little mind. [Display]
Whilst we're at it - Kitten WAR. Fight kitties, FIGHT! Two kitties enter, one kittie leaves! There are two rules of kittie-club: 1) If you're a kitty, you have to fight. 2) Awww.. CUTE! [Display]
Another advert that is funny enough to link to. Evil. With John Cleese. [Destroy]
A cool pile of STUFF! Stolen over the years, and now available on the web. Browse the stolen stuff! [Details]
> Humour

Political campaigns without limits. Yeep. (If they've not fixed it, take the extra space off the end of the labour one) [Destroy]
Forget it. I am going to return to the bridge to shatter asteroids with my mind. I find it soothing, and the officers really get a kick out it. [Details]
I spy - heresy! [Details]
Ack - took me a while to figure out the "java container squared movie format" one. Pain. [Display]
Giant octopus attack! (Can't believe I missed this.) [Destroy]
Just a normal election result - until you notice the Veritas vote. Yay! [Details]
Serengeti hairstyle. [Display]
Someone is gonna be overloaded with cranks - but it's almost a good idea. [Details]
... No. [Details]
Cars probably shouldn't do that. [Details]
Sad sad sad people. Heard this before though, so may be urban legend territory. [Details]
Seems the "campaign for the chaste" got up someones nose. [Details] [Details]
Ok - ewwww. [Details]
Apparantly golf is contentious in some way? [Destroy]
Important. Interestingly both more and less effective here - more since you only need 10 signatories, but less because you need to pony up 500UKP. Still, would make an interesting protest. [Details]
> Comics

Supermegatopia says that webcomics are a good thing. (Also find the hellkitty ones.) [Details]
Inverloch seems cute. [Display]
Mixed Myth has been brought to its conclusion. And it's great. As the king suggested, start at the beginning and continue until you reach the end. Then stop. [Display]
Van von hunter I linked once, ages ago, and is still funny. [Display]
/GU Check out Charlie Brown! [Display]
Something positive - which I mainly like for Choo-Choo bear. [Display]
A question for the ages, from Neko the Kitty. [Display]
Blue crash kit. Silly funny superhero stuff. With BIG kittens. [Display]
I think I linked this before. The first half of "Dirk Gently's Holisitic Detective Agency" in comic form. [Display]
Dominic deegan. Because it's STILL funny. Even if it has developed a long running plot. [Display]
Abby's Agency. Not half as funny when you're chasing something you KNOW you have a site licence for, but then you have to go via central IT and... [Details]