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19 March 2006: Hibernation05 February 2006: Long time coming...07 January 2006: The internet is stupid.24 December 2005: Merry Christmas Everyone.25 November 2005: Been so very very long - I'm sure you've missed me23 October 2005: I wouldn't trust you with a lemon launcher!15 October 2005: It's alive. Aliiiiive! Like some kind of hideous monster, okay, but not quite dead yet.27 September 2005: Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice. Weapons grade cupcakes!11 September 2005: Space Rangers is actually quite a good game17 August 2005: Thank you for logging in31 July 2005: Why'm I fatter than her? We both had Bulimia, but she forgot to tell me about the throwing up part.17 July 2005: Whoops! There goes another hyperbolic geometry10 July 2005: The Colour is Out & About30 May 2005: Perfectly Cromulent24 May 2005: Is this the way to Armadillo?15 May 2005: From the middle of space, to the middle ages...08 May 2005: Taps that leak Bile and Blood07 May 2005: Comments19 April 2005: After all this time, I bet you expected 'Deatils' didn't you?13 April 2005: Just a crosshair09 March 2005: Australia is essentially Zirconia12 February 2005: No gruel for the malcontent!02 February 2005: Yeah? You and what title characters?26 January 2005: If you do me a disgrace, I will rearrange you...22 January 2005: Normality returning? Surely not.19 January 2005: Folk music! Headbangin!12 January 2005: Whatsa matter you, eh? Don't got no respect?22 December 2004: Deatils day! Happy merrymas all20 December 2004: How did you manage to spell that with a 9?28 November 2004: Forty thousand calories and filled with sharp objects.17 November 2004: Life ducks, and then you sigh.06 November 2004: By the age of thirty, many scientists have already produced their maddest work.29 October 2004: George Bush, the Islamic world’s Voldemort24 October 2004: Conversation Intercom20 October 2004: Two rabbit ears short of an antennae.18 October 2004: Diffuse the bomb. In concrete.16 October 2004: This post brought to you from the future! Or delayed from the past. Or something.25 September 2004: Filling the gap23 September 2004: If you're too dumb to know, then I'm too busy to tell you.19 September 2004: Yarr! 'Tis ye Stormnews12 September 2004: Skim, my pretties, skim!08 September 2004: Security level: Sigma04 September 2004: You are nothing without your robot car!02 September 2004: Don't look now, but your luggage just gave birth26 August 2004: An aerobics instructor gone horribly wrong26 August 2004: Bye-ee21 August 2004: Exhalation18 August 2004: Patron Saint of Authors Who Flake On Their Deadlines15 August 2004: Any Minute Now12 August 2004: Comprehension is not an option08 August 2004: The frisbee - it burns!06 August 2004: If you get shot enough times, your body will actually build up an immunity to bullets.31 July 2004: Walk Idiot Walk25 July 2004: Give a cop a cookie25 July 2004: Post-holiday mumblings.14 July 2004: You know what your problem is? Me.10 July 2004: And now for something a little bit different04 July 2004: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog...30 June 2004: Murphy's Law is Recursive - Heroin is the opiate of the people26 June 2004: Escape!19 June 2004: Lovely Gmail goodness.12 June 2004: Whaaaaiiiiii so difficult!?08 June 2004: I'm on holiday, but I'll upload this early.05 June 2004: Tricksy Hobbitses!02 June 2004: And now, the continuing adventures of Christian Scientist Pharmacist! The city sparkles like a passion fruit30 May 2004: The day after The Day After Tomorrow29 May 2004: The afternoon before The Day After Tomorrow. Cold yet?27 May 2004: Transyuggothian metaphysics22 May 2004: Hats! The people demand hats!20 May 2004: If it's stupid but it's cool - then it isn't stupid.15 May 2004: Kentucky Fried Internet - deep-fat fried with breadcrumbs.12 May 2004: E3 hardware announcment: SEGA's coffeeshop - Let's make some craaaaazy coffee!09 May 2004: Thus having triumphed over you, I will set my countenance like a precisian, and begin to speak thus:05 May 2004: The evolutionist lives in a mystical cosmos, the creationist lives in a rationalist cosmos. It is as if each had designed the world that the other shall inhabit03 May 2004: To ride the Internet you must be this high ---->28 April 2004: A trap this good doesn't NEED treasure. It's its own bait!25 April 2004: What goes up must have some sort of nifty anti-gravity device attached.21 April 2004: I refuse to commit piracy until I have a parrot17 April 2004: It was slow. Then there were zombies. Then times were good.15 April 2004: The internet echo chamber10 April 2004: Sucks to be you.07 April 2004: Bubba Buddha, meet Baelzebubba! The ineffable reason. It's a sacrament, and thus imbued with deific mojo.03 April 2004: Effort with no specific end purpose.01 April 2004: The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data' - it is 'unquestionable wisdom of the ages'27 March 2004: Lunacy with a firearm.24 March 2004: It is intelligence that tells us the tomato is a fruit. It is wisdom that prevents us adding it to a fruit salad.20 March 2004: Stealth Banana!18 March 2004: Very late. Sod you all.13 March 2004: My karma just ran over your dogma.10 March 2004: The economic cycle of internet artists comissions.06 March 2004: format c:03 March 2004: Life's a joke. The punchline is "And then you die."28 February 2004: It's never to late to reinvent the bicycle.25 February 2004: Hello. My name is Arthur - and this is my Ninja army.21 February 2004: I'll find me a soapbox where I can shout it.18 February 2004: Canticle of the Confections - Down with Gravity!14 February 2004: Harmless Schadenfreude.11 February 2004: The snorkel was free08 February 2004: The difference between thinking and talking is that talking is the expression of thought.31 January 2004: Monkey-flavoured chips on toast.24 January 2004: Without silence there can be no music.22 January 2004: Gargantuan update of dooom17 January 2004: The English language has been temporarily suspended for maintainance. Please try again later.13 January 2004: The text deconstructs itself. This way it looks less like we are making things up.10 January 2004: With a sufficient amount of clever handwaving and artful verbiage, you can interpret any piece of writing as a statement about anything at all.08 January 2004: A loaf that twists fate is not a loaf at all, but is, in fact, a pretzel.04 January 2004: When I needed someone to talk to, you were the only one around.03 January 2004: Uruk-Hai: bred from Orcs, Goblins and the French.01 January 2004: Out with the old, in with the new27 December 2003: It's worth remembering that if you chain a thousand monkeys to a thousand typewriters, they will all eventually die of starvation.21 December 2003: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...18 December 2003: Will someone explain to me why I need Winamp5?13 December 2003: It is a spade we have here - let's call it a spade.10 December 2003: Dear Sir. If it is not on fire, then it is a software problem... I hereby propose that all software engineers should carry kerosene.06 December 2003: The Ghost in the Deus Ex Machina.03 December 2003: Shields to maximum! Engage the LZW Time Compressor!29 November 2003: Cuidado - Laser en Uso26 November 2003: See, in matrix three, neo turns into a beautiful ACK no! Mercy! Not the aol! And with the hurting, the modems...22 November 2003: When all else fails... Shrug.15 November 2003: Socially acceptable annihilation.11 November 2003: Revolutions in more than technology, budget, cast, [...]?09 November 2003: Rounded up and sent hurtling into the sun.05 November 2003: My half brother just died. I never even saw him.01 November 2003: Let them be as chaff before the wind - shiny!29 October 2003: The most important (skill) is luck. The second most important is imagination. Everything else, you can learn.25 October 2003: Fascist communism in the post-ironic age.22 October 2003: Downloadable Motivation18 October 2003: Would you like lemon and lime with that piece of advice?14 October 2003: A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly13 October 2003: Post-Midnight Codehax11 October 2003: Stupidity so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid.08 October 2003: Accomplishments as President04 October 2003: Continuance Interruption01 October 2003: A narrator with an overactive pie hole27 September 2003: The path to truth is obscured by frivolous lawsuits.20 September 2003: Elegant Obfuscation17 September 2003: Ducks are wiffle bats in disguise13 September 2003: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.10 September 2003: While throwing things you could be warming up coffee and causing them to evolve to deafness.07 September 2003: A headless chicken is unable to voice an opinion. Or something.02 September 2003: All links will be posted by the wednesday appropriate for each dimension. Trans-Uranic Rational Wednesdays may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic Wednesdays are available. Monday, Saturday, Friday, Tuesday, Sunday and Thursday. Tuesday and Thursday have been assigned. (In all seriousness, Wednesday I will post to alternate with Stormy - but my usual day was Friday, so I've got a bunch of links just burning a hole in my web browser - so I'm posting early)31 August 2003: Vitenka30 August 2003: You are made of meat and I am very hungry.23 August 2003: Being evil is truly a lifestyle unto itself.21 August 2003: Pirates of the Caribbean Mini-Review20 August 2003: Concatenation16 August 2003: Give a man a fish, and he'll feed himself for a day. Give a man internet access, and he won't bother you for weeks09 August 2003: Stormnews is mine to possess!01 August 2003: With eyes closed we in helmets stood.26 July 2003: Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding.22 July 2003: Approximation of p19 July 2003: Time, money, quality. Pick two.12 July 2003: Super heroes are the future.05 July 2003: If in doubt, the answer is usually pixies.28 June 2003: Same concept, less morons24 June 2003: Smile - Cthulhu Loathes You22 June 2003: Lovely Shiny Things22 June 2003: Most planets are not earth. We live on a planet, therefore we probably don't live on earth.15 June 2003: Welcome to the desert of the real.08 June 2003: We are all just dust in the wind, dude.31 May 2003: The Road to El Ray25 May 2003: Another terrible Eurovision Song Contest24 May 2003: General Apathy and Major Boredom24 May 2003: Another series of Big Brother. Yay.17 May 2003: Time is up, Donnie.17 May 2003: Plans pondered through the seasons.11 May 2003: 100 Worst Britons?10 May 2003: I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.06 May 2003: Idleness Breeds Folly...03 May 2003: It seemed I collected something.29 April 2003: mIRC26 April 2003: Surface trajectory26 April 2003: A robot ate my hyperlink.19 April 2003: It's funny when idiots try to think for themselves.17 April 2003: Above Top Secret13 April 2003: Revolution is not an AOL keyword13 April 2003: Say what you want, do what you will08 April 2003: Hosting Upgrade05 April 2003: Monolithic dual-avicide30 March 2003: Mayoral Tip #32: Build a big friggin' statue of yourself26 March 2003: Let the Wookie win23 March 2003: People are stupid. Groups of people are stupider than the sum of their parts.15 March 2003: When religion and politics ride in the same cart, the whirlwind follows.15 March 2003: Sidebar Leetage09 March 2003: I wasn't born with enough middle fingers02 March 2003: MegaTokyo02 March 2003: A Deeper Gravity01 March 2003: Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool28 February 2003: Farscape Protest Rally?22 February 2003: If you are a drunken monkey, then you deserve a banana.17 February 2003: A Tale In The Desert15 February 2003: Illegitimus Non Carborundum15 February 2003: Contented Pursuits13 February 2003: Idioteque09 February 2003: The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents03 February 2003: The Achievement of the Feat02 February 2003: Columbia26 January 2003: The inner box unpacks the outer box at the same time as the outer box unpacks the inner.19 January 2003: Photo album18 January 2003: Everything in moderation, including excess!17 January 2003: Constituency Crap11 January 2003: Man, you just can't beat crazy. I have to get crazier. I'm working on it. Stay tuned.08 January 2003: The last Farscape rant07 January 2003: DeCSS Victory(ish)06 January 2003: DVD Writer05 January 2003: photos.stormcaller.net05 January 2003: Power. The only thing nicer than toast.05 January 2003: 216 very evil colours02 January 2003: CSS02 January 2003: New site in progress
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